Don’t Get Used To It

by Athiel @ June 25th, 2010

Twice in two days. People might think I gave a damn.

It has come to our attention that there might be those of you stumbling upon the site for the first time (or perhaps returning after the drugs we gave you last time wore off) and wondering what the Holy Fuck was going on.

This is Deophagy.com. Even says so at the top of your screen. This is the hub around which all of our machinations spin. Whether it be the mail order zombie bride business or the random dispatches from one of my more paranoid personalities, you’ll find it here.

At least in theory.

In reality the site lurks in the darkest corners of the long-forgotten net, acquiring a lovely variety of psychotic delusions and nasty viruses (the kind that leak through the phone lines and make your girlfriend leave you for a Bavarian goat herder) and generally gathers dust.

It stirs periodically, we feed it, and it slithers back off to R’yleh or wherever it spends its time these days.

But what is Deophagy? We’re the latest trend, plague and baby sitter service, spreading our message of life, love and pointless destruction. Part band, part social experiment and part delusion of grandure, Deophagy is the cure for the common cult.

Etymologically speaking, we are the consumers of Gods. The Christians, long having forgotten that their messiah told them to “take, eat”, we have decided to take him and the rest of his ilk up on the offer. Transubstantiation and weak symbolism is no longer sufficient. Rather, we gorge ourselves on the Gods themselves.

And don’t think we’re stopping at the Christcicle.

Version Pointless

by Athiel @ June 24th, 2010

It has been roughly 2 years since anything has been touched on the site.

Amazing how time flies…

Deophagy is not (wish as you might to the contrary) dead, though parts definitely developed a lovely green color, atrophy most definitely set in, and many have been standing at the ready with shovels.

This exile was partially self-imposed: the fetus has been gestating and is finally starting to kick, which seems as good a time as any to start preparing you all for the impending apocalypse.

On the other hand, we have most definitely been struggling to find the tools and musicians to really bring this monstrosity to life. Everyone wants to be a rock god, an icon, and an artist. But so very few are willing to bleed for their art. In fact, they start looking quite pale when I bring out the knives.

Oh well.

In the meantime I have been watching you all with half-hearted interest. Watching you cattle not only build the abatoir but happily, even impatiently, waiting for someone to throw the switch to set the conveyor belt in motion.

My lovelies, I am more than happy to comply.

As we lurch ever closer to D-Day, I will be making my presence known so stay tuned.

You had your chance.